Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
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In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn
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eternally scream

when you fail so bad you just scream so loud it breaks eardrums
i failed my test, i just want to eternally scream
by Dat_cracked_voice_boy October 25, 2017
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screaming rapping ukelele

screaming rapping ukelele is a new genre made by the best band known to mankind, Twenty One Pilots.
( its the only thing that keeps me sane)
tyler joseph is a screaming rapping ukelele player
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Screaming Bitch

Someone who can't just take a chill pill for once and has to bitch and moan about everything and break the mood. Includes but not limited to far left and far right extremists, religious fundamentalists, boomers, narcissists, etc.
Quit your bitching, you screaming bitch! I want to watch SportsMax, I couldn't give a shit about whatever the hell you're bitching about.
by Fly Felix February 28, 2022
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screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne
" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"
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Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!
Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!
by Dustinj321 October 16, 2017
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