Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

by Wambo December 2, 2020

Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.

Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.

by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020

Salty Margarita

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

big salty

Feeling angry or upset

Bro i’m big salty about how we lost the game

by traptylen November 6, 2020

Salty Sniper

When you catch cum loads from exceptionally far distances.

That girl I met at the bar last night caught my load from the second floor. She’s a real salty sniper.

by SloppySeals July 5, 2022

Salty Chad

This is when your favorite streamer gets absolutely bodied while trying to be ConnerDose

Chadwick is a Salty Chad when stuns don't work!

by NoOneImparticular November 15, 2021

Salty gogurt

When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.

Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night

by Brooks5467 February 11, 2022