The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

burn rubber

1. To speed up drastically in your scraper
2. To bang bitches with a condom

Too $hort - Burn Rubber

by TerrorBaby September 26, 2005

Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Double ass rubber pusher

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.

"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011

ball rubber

The off hand of a master jack-off artist. Most men only need one hand to jack-off. That hand is called the dick beater. The true artist don't waste the off hand and puts it to work too, rubbing their balls.

Dude, you touched my food. Was that your dick beater, or your ball rubber?

by Recon1172 May 28, 2005

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007