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retard midget slave

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.
What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.
by stewbaby September 20, 2015
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viciously retarded

Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome.
Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon!
by David J. Hansen September 22, 2006
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Captain Retard

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).
I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.
by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009
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dancer gone retarded

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."
Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.
by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006
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Retardable

People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.
by Omar Sultan December 15, 2006
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Retard Fucker

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!
by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004
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get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.
'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'
by uncleboonie November 4, 2003
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