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redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014
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Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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redneck metalhead

Blue Collar Metal heads that are known for rural mischief and listening to (but not limited to) Southern Brand Groove/Sludge/Doom/Death Metal. Can be identified by Pantera and Acid Bath T shirts. Although they might partake in regular "Redneck" past times (Hunting, Fishing, Drinking) they usually only dress passingly as Redneck with a mandatory Band T shirt, bandana, and cheap sunglasses. They don't have to be from the South, but almost always have an affinity for blue collar lifestyles and hard scrabble life.
"Johnny spent all his money from his carpentry job on tickets to the Crowbar concert, he's such a fuckin' Redneck Metalhead"

"That Redneck Metalhead over there has had that truck since Highschool, he drove it to a Slayer concert across the country back in the 90s and it was old then. Only a Redneck would do that, but only a Redneck Metalhead would do it for a concert"
by Angel of the Abyss December 15, 2015
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Redneck Rave

The craziest mud fest in the world hosted by Who TF is Justin Time. Location is at Blue holler offroad park in mammoth cave kentucky. Follow Redneck rave on facebook to check when the next one is happening.
Yo bro. are you coming to the Redneck Rave this weekend?
by threal1123 October 15, 2020
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Redneck VCR

When someone uses a camera to film or photograph another screen instead of transferring the image properly. E.g. using a phone to film the TV, or to take photos of photos displayed on another phone. Usually done by people without the knowledge of how to transfer files.
Mate- that vid looks shit- did you Redneck VCR that?

Good job dumbass- why didn’t you use air-drop instead of Redneck VCR?
by Rastas Watermelon June 8, 2018
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redneck phone

that phone is as good as a redneck phone
by Mejjk June 24, 2017
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Redneck Superglue

Duct tape, or more specifically the old tale that duct tape fixes everything, and is used by those born into a rural background instead of using the proper tools to fix car engines, computer parts, chairs, etc. but is only used a short -term solution until the right materials can found.
John: Hey Beals my car broke down I think the engine blew a valve. Got some Redneck Superglue?

Beals: yeah but remember Redneck Superglue is just a quick fix, you should still see a mechanic
by mr. cannonball walter September 25, 2011
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