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Sexy Bois Religion

This is the official Religion for the Sexy Bois
Corpse: Damn Dude I look so good today

Corpse 2: Hell fuck yes you do

Corpse 3: Welcome in the Sexy Bois Religion
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Religion

Individual A: I have a religion.
Individual B (redditor): oh my god kill yourself bitch pussy dick nigga retard fuck shit poop assface cocksucker sky daddy believer i can't believe you believe all this shit. anyway time to finna jerk it to overwatch porn
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Religion

Basically a huge cult but with less sacrificial rituals, and more man made lies.
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The cult of Delilah, Our lord and savour.
''Hey. you part of the Cult 'Delism(cult/friendly religion)' and commit alot of 'delism' aka mass genocide''

''Yes. So what if Delism(cult/friendly religion)is a cult of Delilah''

Definition: the cult of Delilah and DOESNT include acts of mass genocide
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3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.
Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
by Jesus Follower May 25, 2011
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Religion

Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.

It also caused many war, conflict and death.
Somewere in middle ages

-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!

Today, in a history class:

Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
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Atheist religion

Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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