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randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others
that twert is just a randy candid candy raider
by Candyman Can June 22, 2018
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Randy

“On a scale of 1-10 of how gay you are... you’re Randy.”
by Anonymous132111 May 7, 2018
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Randy

Man 1: Randy Orton slippering
Man 2: Watch out watch out
Man 1: RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
by LeHaegne February 26, 2018
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Randy

Randy;

A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!

life is precious! Live WISE!

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Run children, run as fast as you can! Grab Rufus and your little sister and lock the door behind you! Here comes Randy,!

Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..

I'll save the horses!
by SkrillaG March 1, 2018
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rarded

Being of complete stupidity, ignorance, and total cluelessness. Typically used among close friends.
Jake: "Hey look, Christmas is on a Sunday this year"
Charles: "Christmas is always on a Sunday"
Jake: "No it's not! You are RARDED!
by TreeBoy48 May 16, 2018
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Raidya

Raidya is the kindest person to have ever existed. She's funny, is passionate and very ambitious. Add her beauty to it and she's a goddess. Straight on breaks hearts of guys who are crushing on her. You're lucky if you find a Raidya in your life.
Omg, did you see that sweet smiling girl? She's totally a Raidya.
by Saeem07 July 19, 2018
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Rard

A rard.
To be rarded.

A more meme way of saying retard.
Guy 1: *spills all his beans while watching cars 2*
Guy 2: Yo, this nigga eating beans. *sits bvack down in their chair* *mumbles to himself* what a fucking rard
by Sickmotherfucker August 5, 2018
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