rule of the road

Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.

guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road?
guy 1: naw, she gave me $10

bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier.
jimmy: you use the rule of the road?
bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky

by John Chargualaf December 3, 2006

road pizza

a dead animal in the road

Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.

by Light Joker December 20, 2004

road licorice

The debris on the road from tractor trailer tires that fell apart.

Man, I hit some road licorice on I95 and scratched my whip!

by Ciro D'amalio October 6, 2007

road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants

Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.

by wamboozled June 2, 2014

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.

Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.

by brian June 29, 2004

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016

road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay

if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.

by Lando July 12, 2003