Parker Roach

The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.

Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.

Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.
Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G
by cool cat who loves ben dover February 25, 2020
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[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
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Snow roach

“I don’t like white gurls but I love me a snow roach
by Llilguyy October 17, 2023
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Slamming roach

Laying saying cock on that brock
Yoo Kai where have you been, musta been slamming roach hey
by Ponchodile October 02, 2021
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RIP Roach

when a roach dies, we say “RIP Roach”.
Owen Roach has passed away! awh man RIP Roach.
by Gibby boy December 23, 2023
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Dis-roached

Dis-roached, is word that defines, unattractive, non-academic, not pleasant, and hard on the eyes.
"Eww! Did you see their dis-roached outfit? " "That shirt was extremely dis-roaching." "I am very dis-roached."
by pretty.sagitagus March 25, 2022
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roach roulette

Roach roulette is the act of rolling a blunt or joint that leave approximately two to three centimeters of tobacco left at the mouth peice which would be your Roach, rather than potentially wasting marijiauna. This can be turned into a game where, when passed around, who ever gets the tobacco first has to fill the next shell and pass theirs around.
Stopped by my friends house to smoke and everyone was in a circle with their weed. I joined in a played roach roulette and we passed so many joints around we couldn't move.
by JakeFromStateFarm3 May 06, 2015
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