HARRY POTTER

Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents

So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me!

by EROCK EMONEY January 25, 2010

Harry Potter Fag

Someone who is litterally obsessed with all concepts of Harry Potter. Usually, they have read all of the books at LEAST three times, they read/write fanfictions to it, and all thoughts are centered around it. Some even masturbate to Harry Potter and it's characters...

"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"
"Reading the fifth Harry Potter book."
"You are such a Harry Potter Fag!"
"So? hey, do you know where the lotion is...?"

by Flaming Hobo July 27, 2005

Harry Potter Purists

People who don't know anything about the process of a book to film adaptation. Clueless and idiotic "fans" who slate the Harry Potter films because they are "not like the books." These people fail to recognise that books and films are entirely separate mediums and entities.

They often resort to hating the director, not taking into account that there are other people involved in the filmmaking process, including the writers and WB Studios who place pressure on the team to adapt source material from a 700 page novel into a 2.5 hour film with budget constraints.

Potter purists lack any knowledge and common sense; they moan and whine about the slightest change, cut and/or addition in the films and are ignorant to the fact that such changes are necessary for the benefit of cinematic style and substance.

They also do not rate a film on its cinematic structure (EG editing, cinematography, pacing, score etc...) but on how much it was like the book.

Basically, they are generally a group of ungrateful haters, which Jo Rowling would be extremely ashamed to call "fans".

Such acts of purism from the Harry Potter Purists include:

"THE DIRECTOR IS STUPID! I COULD DO BETTA!!!!"

"THAT NEVA HAPPENED IN THA BOOKS??????!!!"

"THE BOOKS ARE SOOOO GR8, WHY CHANGE STUFF FOR THE FILMS!!?!?!?!?!??!"

by Intelligent Realist. September 29, 2010

Harry Potter

THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!

Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"

Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"

by musicnerd November 23, 2010

potterdelphia

A group of nerds that meet on the third Sunday of every month and talk about Harry Potter in Philadelphia. They are nerds, and the discussions often deter to even nerdier topics like Lord of the Rings, etc.

Person 1: Hey you, do you think Harry Potter is the 7th horcrux?
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? Go to a Potterdelphia meeting.

by Filius Flitwick January 24, 2007

Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back

ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California

by Hessisthename April 9, 2011

Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.

Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.

by SarahsAir March 1, 2010