Ali Pomeroy

BEAUTIFUL (:
Crazy (:
Random.. (:
Pretty (:
Frendly (:
Funnyy ! (:

You are so Ali Pomeroy today!
( meaning you are so pretty today (: )

by Jennnnnnafurh May 18, 2011

Throat Poker

A long penis that pokes the back of the throat during oral sex.

I totally throat fucked my bitch with my throat poker and she loved it.

by Argg February 14, 2012

Drysuit Poser

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

by A real paddler May 28, 2018

West Virginia paver

Riding a black cock in prison

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!

by Galon August 17, 2018

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that thing in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and read/copy other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.

by xograce. September 9, 2008

nocturnal poser

Someone who believe he/she can stay up the latest at night or often is only awake at night and sleeps in the day. However, his/hers belief is flawed because in reality he/she isn't staying up late at all.

Kai: "I stayed up until 9:00pm last night! I'm sooo nocturnal!"

Peter: "dude...9:00pm isn't late at all, you are such a nocturnal poser."

by NocturnalChampion August 2, 2009

poser

Sometimes spelled "poseur," a poser is someone who attempts to assimilate themselves into a particular group with the intent to be accepted, usually on a very superficial level. Often the individual has little knowledge of the group and may adjust their physical appearance, attitude, and philosophies accordingly, and use other tactics to convince members of the group into thinking that they are legitmate. Posers are generally of adolescent age, and usually outgrow this behavior in their adult years. Posers are found in every sub-culture, although they are commonly referenced within the punk, gothic and metal communities. Some bands are seen as "posers" due to their extremely commercial, accessible appeal, giving the impression that they are concerned with popularity and not musical creativity. The term is often incorrectly used to refer to someone who listens to popular music or is otherwise interested in popular social trends; it is not unless this person claims to be part of something while having no real familiarity with it that they should be labeled as such.

Poser: "Yeah, I'm totally into metal..."
Sub-culture tpye: "Really? That's cool. Like who?"
Poser: "Slipknot, Korn, Linkin Park, shit like that."
Sub-culture type: "Do you like any of the classic shit, like Venom, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Exodus, or underground bands like Morbid Angel, Darkthrone, Deicide, Obituary, stuff like that?"
Poser: "Who are they?"

by Cody richeson April 30, 2006