mashed potato ass 

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

billy large potato's 

to give out more than you have.

"he was giving it billy large potato's

billy large potato's by bongo1 April 26, 2006

Twice Baked Potato 

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.

I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.

Twice Baked Potato by NYkid420 February 20, 2010

potato pancake jizzfest 

The act of filling Mr. Potato Head with cum, and then pouring it over a nice stack of flapjacks that you have cooked for your loved ones.

Dad: Hey kids! It's Saturday! Time for potato pancake jizzfest!!!

potato pancake jizzfest by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.

marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater

hater potater by Dr.phil August 1, 2012

Street Potatoes 

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in this city!"

Street Potatoes by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019

potato wine 

A term used in reference to vodka, due to the fact that it is made from distilled potatos.

You're not supposed to let potato wine touch your tongue.

potato wine by EctoplasmOnToast May 4, 2006