Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Example 1 :
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
by sazmoola November 30, 2011
noun- A frumpystumpy woman, with shorter hair; sometimes loosely feathered with spikes. Typically wears half-zip mock neck fleece sweaters; in colors of forest green, mushroom brown, navy, mustard yellow, and deep maroon. These types of women tend to run in packs of two women leaders with multiple animal pack members. They usually travel in large pick up trucks, stylish pant suits, and quickly to Birkenstock sales. There is no class of the potato lesbian, as they cross most economic boarders. However, rarely do they dip below middle class. Examples are as followed; Hillary Clinton, Jan Brewer, my aunt Cathy, and the entire lady's softball league in Trenton New Jersey.
by PotatoLez December 22, 2014
Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.
by Taylor Durden June 01, 2004
by johnnybob July 28, 2005
A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.
by Sean Stevens October 22, 2007
Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.
aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her
by Michael Lea October 03, 2007
A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.
by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019