Ugly potato

Something everyone calls themselves, stop because you are not the ugly potato...

I am...

Becky: Ew, I look like a ugly potato
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED

by ChimsChimsMochi June 29, 2018

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sexual potato

Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.

Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.

Example 1 :

man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.

Example 2 :

"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"

"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"

by sazmoola November 30, 2011

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charlie potatoes

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004

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Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".

That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.

by johnnybob August 24, 2005

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Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

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