pontoon

expensive floating boxes for losers

damn, that sucker over der looks a pontoon

by B00merang August 23, 2023

Pootopia

A dedication themed, distopian ethnostate (discord server) where fans of the YouTuber, GildedPoo, gather to shout (chant) racial sluts at each other.

The particular among these folks are those GildedPoo refers to as his "pet retards", whom he protects with paternal ferocity if one of his Gilded (admins) try to remove.

Members may pay GildedPoo to ascend to the level of Pootron to get early access, call outs and special privileges in the hierarchy. All proceeds attribute directly to worsening of his hepatomegaly.

"Pootopia is a real shit hole!"

by The Gallagher August 1, 2024

Pontonglade

When a group of guys and girls get drunk in a bar and on the way to the after-party, everyone fucks in the limousine.

We had one hell of a night, but that Pontonglade made things a whole lot better.

by TheGayAccount September 24, 2023

Pontoodleoodle

Taking the Glans of the penis and smothering them with cottage cheese to make a sandwich like substance.

Woman: Hey dude! let me try some of that Pontoodleoodle!
Guy: Of course! my pleasure woman.

by TeapNat December 22, 2023

Porno Tash

Mustache grown by young men to look old enough to buy alcohol.

Great Porno Tash Sam, get the beers in

by Bwakabats December 2, 2023

pontooned

The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.

"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"

"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024

pontoonmaxxing

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.

"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"

by ts-pmo February 19, 2024