porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

Porch Life

Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch

punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up

punk2. yah man im so down

punk3. "porch Life"

by porch_life_president420 January 16, 2015

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

porchbutt

When someone's butt is so large it can be used as a shelter for small people

She could shelter three children under that porchbutt

by Lyricalroger March 4, 2015