poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

by philou April 26, 2012

Midnight Poo

Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.

Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"

by YourAwesome! December 14, 2011

Fire Poo

The poo you receive after eating spicy foods, such as Hot Cheetos or Hot wings. It comes out liquidy and red. This poo never wants you to go poo ever again.

Hey bro! I was at the movie theatre and I got Fire Poo.

by Mark Xantho December 12, 2006

poo nuggets

pieces of shit that have become entangled in the pubic/anus hair and hardened into "nuggets"

I went to hit Monishiqua from the back, but when I spread it, there were all these nasty poo nuggets all over the place...dirty bitch

by scarfman January 30, 2004

poo pocket

When a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. Its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.

Steven: I stopped by Taco Bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos...they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
Corina: Holy crap!?!?! Did you just poo pocket me?
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
Corina: UGH!!!!! Let me out! Its in my mouth! Its in my mouth!

by Hyp3rioN June 28, 2010

poo jam

the stuff that collects around your ass and gets stuck in the crack.

I was in the shower washing myself and noticed some poo jam around my ass.

by turbopants January 13, 2007