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potato directioner 

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”

potato.liam

Liam silk’s wife and like the best person ever
potato.liam is a queen 🥵
potato.liam by potato.liam June 11, 2021

potato aim 

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.
T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.
potato aim by Undeft February 26, 2015

Potato PC 

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)
Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!
Potato PC by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021

potato with the weird haircut 

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire
"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

potato basher

Is someone who masturbates to ugly people
Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night

Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher
potato basher by Wahidman December 17, 2013