Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Ploom Ploom Ploom

A Cuban word used in Miami, used to express doing something vigorously. Often used with a Hipsanic accent and Heineken breath.

Paul was going hard on that puta, but then "ploom ploom ploom" ploom he came in his pants”

by Walk-O September 4, 2021

plop star

engaging in rigorous anal coitus without a lingering scent.

i call her a plop star, because of the way she cleanses her sphincter! No smell no fail!

by quandale dingleson March 16, 2022

Plop and Slide

When a stingray gives birth and the fetus plops on the ground and continues to slide into life.
Or any movement resembling the above.

Regan did the plop and slide in the snow yesterday.

by ApersonWhoShallNotBeNamed March 28, 2022

Ploogy

Taking a deep Breath then blowing the air into a woman's anus

Jim that chick last night was freaky she ask me to give her a ploogy, I blew out so hard I almost fainted

by Moosetompson February 3, 2022

Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands

Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment

by MP3R February 18, 2022

Ploondog

When a man does something slightly retarded

Man Trystyn is such a ploondog

by Candy boy April 6, 2022