Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.

I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!

by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015

Kyle Dean Pitchford

Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most handsome man in the entire world. He is so very sweet, loving, and caring. He will roast anyone out of love and is not afraid to make anyone laugh. Any girl would be beyond lucky to be with him because he would treat her like a princess. His personality will light up a room and put anyone into a good mood. Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most amazing perfect boyfriend you could ever imagine and would do anything to make you smile.

That man is so handsome and funny. He must be a Kyle Dean Pitchford.

by 10.4rubberducky December 6, 2018

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

It’s pitch

It’s pitch black outside, super dark.

Yo fam it’s pitch outside.

by KaySigma February 23, 2022