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pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
by greninjolo March 26, 2022
mugGet the pencil penismug.

Pencil

A whipped mate who never rocks up to events and his family owns a vineyard.
“Yeah my mate William is such a Pencil”
by Revs May 4, 2023
mugGet the Pencilmug.

Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
mugGet the Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpenermug.

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?
"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"
by yeetb01 September 14, 2022
mugGet the apple pencilmug.

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.
by liamrr18 March 23, 2021
mugGet the Pencil Neckmug.

Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.
"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."
by bean chan May 8, 2019
mugGet the Pencilmug.

pencil

by RRReeeggg November 17, 2020
mugGet the pencilmug.

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