madison pasache

a weird purple thrasher shirt wearin simp, looks like darla from finding nemo

is kinda gay ngl
looks like barney the purple dino
laughs w her mouth open but no sound comes out kinda weird
"not turning out how i want to"

girl: who is that ariel is hanging out w
other girl: thats madison pasache shes a simp

by buttandbum January 3, 2020

chrome palace

Any restaurant or operating establishment that appears fancy and has beautiful curb appeal, but once inside the food, service, and atmosphere is bad.

Hey dude, did you check out that new restaurant on 4th street?

Yeah man, stay away from there it’s a chrome palace.

by Funkmasterdirty January 14, 2020

NIGGA PALACE

Το σπιτι του νικολα τσογγου στην κρεμαστη

Ο τσογγος μας καλεσε σπιτι του σημερα ?
Στης γιαγιας του ?
Οχι στο NIGGA PALACE

by Vasilopipas July 14, 2020

Jazmin Palacios

Jazmin is girl that doesn't take crap from other people. She is best friend quality she will stick up for her friends no matter what. She will always be there for her friends and family. Although its takes a while for her to open up to you but once she does you can see the real her. Her personality shows her craziness , funniness, kindness and maybe sometimes her sassiness .If you have a Jazmin in your life better keep her.

Guy1: did u know that a guy cheated on Jazmin Palacios’ best friend and she beat the crap out of him.

Guy2: yea he's still in the hospital

by Queenbeebixch November 2, 2020

Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is a bigger unit than Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.

Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?

by A. Strange December 6, 2020

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021