pager paranoia

When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.

1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.

This pager paranoia is stressing me out.

by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012

paper towns

A paper town is a town full of fake lying cheaters who are just cutouts of what they wish to be,people go to paper towns and meet paper people and they will never come back.The fake paper people hurt and burn the real ones, But i guess it goes to show paper people are meant to be together.

paper towns

by paper towns October 13, 2015

paper moon

A person or object used to fill a void. Having no practical purpose other than visual effect.

"I know the footie game is only casual, but Cam is a paper moon on the defence. Even Zakos can tear through him"

by endgamer June 2, 2021

special paper

Slang/code for acid in the blotter paper form.

...and with just the aid of some special paper, his entire world simultaneously melted and gave rise to the inner-most thoughts and mysteries of the universe, allowing him to achieve the higher plateau of existence.

by Send me back to the world of special paper November 16, 2005

Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010

toilet paper

1. A kind of paper you wipe your butt with after using the toilet
2. A decoration to put on your neighbor's house
3. The only cure for coronavirus

1. Wow, this toilet paper is so soft!
2. I toilet papered Mrs. Simpson's house yesterday.
3. Everyone's stocking up on toilet paper because of coronavirus.

by bob the brony March 15, 2020

paper ass

acting as though you are a complete idiot

You're acting like someone with a paper ass.

by candy m March 8, 2008