plastic

it's gourmet food, it's so good the turtles eat it all the time.

person1: Poor turtle is about to eat plastic let me go stop it.
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...

by mishandled-plate June 9, 2021

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Plastic shark

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.

The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021

Plastic

An official word to call man shitty fans.

Sarat is a plastic . He supports man shitty

by Huajan July 14, 2021

plasticine

A clay-like substance, used for modeling. Usually but not exclusively used by children.

Person 1: I made a bowl with plasticine.
Person 2: Are you a child?
Person 1: Just because I use plasticine doesn't mean I'm a child, I'm just creative, YOU'RE the child, please grow up and learn.

by the random. September 19, 2021

Plastic

It’s not plastic, plastic is just plastic

Plastic plastic plastic

by Bush Tree December 3, 2021

Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021