old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer

person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner

by vWarspite August 12, 2022

Pepsi

Some crappy beverage that was made to "Try" to compete with coca cola.

Pepsi Sucks. Alot. And coke owns.

by weoghporhnwpoanpl;fjwepof May 25, 2005

pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.

After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies

by Hubmonster January 7, 2010

passionate hug

a hug with almost everything but intercourse and kissing.

the two came together in a passionate hug.

by bobbyjoe10 November 12, 2010

pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.

John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.

by Lindell November 18, 2010

Pessian

Dick riders of a certain dwarf from Argentina, known for stat padding against "big" teams like Eibar, Curacao, Clermont Foot

Pessians ball knowledge is equal to the number of league top scorer awards pessi has outside Spain

by Cristiano GOATiano June 8, 2023