Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019

bring your own bullets

used when you have crips up your arse and you want backup from your 2nd battalion

"hey guys wanna go barbecue? BYOB (bring your own bullets)" They then showed up fully armed to the teeth with guns and ammunition for the battle of their life.

by nauseousthought October 31, 2023

Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023

Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14

Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.

by Hvash February 12, 2021

Create Your Own Reality

A phrase aimed to motivate or inspire, often times used in a situation where you feel like the odds are stacked against you, but you do everything in your power to succeed regardless.

Don't give up, you gotta Create Your Own Reality.

by LGR STUDIOS May 23, 2023