prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020

orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.

Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!

by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011

orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.

Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.

by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008

multiple orgasm

The only bad thing about being male is the effort it takes to learn how to have multiple orgasms. Even then they're useless compared to female ones.

"I wish I had a clitoris instead of a penis. Then I could have multiple orgasms. Damn women. Seriously."

by blahdeblahdeblahblah November 12, 2005

orgasmic cookies

cookies that you eat, and then have an orgasm. duh :P

orgasmic cookies are orgasmic.

by snoop dogg? March 15, 2008

aural orgasm

when a band makes music so awseome it makes you feel like you are having an orgasm in your ears and mouth.

omg, i love that one band insert band name hear. they give me such an aural orgasm.

by DeathTheKid January 25, 2009

Nose Orgasm

A nose orgasm is when a person sneezes. If you sneeze, it is considered to have a nose orgasm. A sick person may have multiple nose orgasms in a day. A person with llergies may also, have multiple nose orgasms in a day. There are medications to help prevent nose orgasms during nose orgasms.
Usually, when someone is having a nose orgasm, it is when the nerve endings of the mucus membranes of the nose are irritated, due to the swelling of the membrane, for example, when a foreign object such as a gnat invades our nose, when we have a cold or when flu or allergy season arises.

Achooo!!!

Man, are you ok?

Oh, yea. I'm fine. I just had a nasal orgasm.

You mean, a nose orgasm?

Same thing.

by Rachel192 December 7, 2010