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stone ocean

When the creators of a series (television/book/manga/etc ...) choose to end it in the most shocking, unrealistic, cliche, or random way possible. Usually the result of the writers' lack of foresight or ingenuity. It can be described as a "Deus Ex Machina" which, instead of arbitrarily moving the plot forward, ends the series entirely.

The phrase is derived from the "Stone Ocean" story arc of the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga, where the antagonist literally destroys the universe. A similar universe is created, but no one there remembers anything about the previous universe and history changes dramatically.

While technically the manga's still called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", the story's only remotely similar to the prior. Most fans were either traumatized or pissed-off. The manga's writer is believed by fans to have ended the previous plot line to remove it's creative constraints to do something different.
Person 1: "Did you see the finale of that old TV show 'Dinosaurs'"?

Person 2: "Yeah. What a stone ocean that was, 'eh?"
by ThePenguin227 December 6, 2016
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cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.
I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".
by Mombanger March 10, 2008
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Ocean

Ocean’s are the most beautiful girls in the world, her brown hair is always perfect, her sibling may be crazy, but not including them, your time with an Ocean will be the best, ever!
1: Hey i heard youre dating ocean
2: yeah, and I know that she’s a keeper
by Gho5t115 October 24, 2019
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Ocean

Ocean is a very confusing girl who most of the time has 2 different personalities. One day she is loud and bold, and the other she is sad. She can't understand her emotions well, so she likes to takes things super slow. She is very brave in certain situations though, and as much as she may not like attention of others on the inside she really craves it. Ocean Is very thoughtfull and enjoys the company of friends
Wow! Ocean is very thoughtfull.
by Mysterioushuman November 9, 2019
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Oceana gash dohhh

Attractive women (minimum age 18) with at least 4 of the following:
1. IQ so low they assume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. Low self-esteem, perhaps due to sexual abuse as child. (NB: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. They may simply spawn and respawn in Lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but OGs are not sluts. This word has negative connotations of STIs etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on sexual relations with oceana gash. Said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. Ass 'n' titties. Oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. This is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. Any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. Such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (NB: She must not resort to bulimia. While this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. Excess make-up. This must be seen as positive: an effective approach is "o, she's put a lot on as she plans to have sexual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/semen/blood/tears 'of joy' from her eyes, she doesn't want to remove the make-up.”
5. Produces suitable card when asked "where's your student id...FAM?!"
"Oceanas was live!"
"Oceana gash dohhh"
"Yh nyuka"
by S-dawg, destroyer of worlds January 5, 2010
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ocean

semi-polite form of calling someone a vulgar female body part
What the hell is wrong that fat-ass she's such an ocean!
by Tubaroon/Ocean November 26, 2009
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Ocean

Calm kid mostly surrounded by other kids quiet but their personality is really chill mostly have dark hair and are really fucking kind they’re super loving and lovable when around them u r either calm or ur heart is racing they have a tired face but they’re actually really attractive and cute
Kid: I’m suicidal

Ocean: okay, but I’ll miss u
by Leonardo da vinchee October 16, 2019
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