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clit litre

Short form cl. Common term used among barkeepers with central europen background and people mixing drinks. Often confused with centi litres, which is a the measurement form for liquids. One litre is one hundret centi litres.

Clit litre is a slang term for any amount of alcohol beverages, be it centi litre, milli litre or litre. Barkeekers use this term interchangable to confuse people. They're assholes.
"Mix it with 2 clit litres of Xuxu!"
"How much?"
"2 cl..."
"Ahh."

"0,33 cl Beer"
Means 0,33 litres.
by BarkeepTom July 10, 2010
mugGet the clit litremug.

coke clit

Not being able to climax despite serious effort.
I thought my clit was going to catch on fire from the friction, must be be coke clit.
by Froburger May 19, 2017
mugGet the coke clitmug.

clit warrior

Clitimax maximus

Or in English : woman who bangs her clit so much it’s beat the hell up
Jenny is such a clit warrior I swear

We know babe, we know
by Joel Holstein January 5, 2021
mugGet the clit warriormug.

Cheesy clit

When a chicks clit is so dangly it reminds you of stringy cheese flapping around
"Omg did you go down on her? I heard she's got a cheesy clit"
by Fuzzy Dart August 28, 2017
mugGet the Cheesy clitmug.

Clit Lint

A term used to describe a phenomenon when a woman wears brand new, sloppily manufactured underwear from which after a long day of activity will have shed loose cotton bits that often adhere to the moist or topographical areas on her genitals.
“Aww! Babe you got a little makeshift mitten for you kitten... you got some clit lint:):) Adorable
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
mugGet the Clit Lintmug.

clit mallet

A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!
I pounded her with my clit mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the cock Socket!
by URZRFC June 12, 2016
mugGet the clit malletmug.

Clit issues

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.
Dude, I'm having clit issues.
by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011
mugGet the Clit issuesmug.

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