A City of 93,000 people in the San Francisco Bay Area. It has 3 public High Schools: San Mateo, Aragon and Hillsdale. By far, San Mateo High School is known as the best. Their mascot is the Bearcat, which is hella cool. In Mateo (as it is called by Locals) hella is common slang. Tom Brady is from Mateo, and went to Serra, a private religous high school, also Merv Griffin and Alicia Silverstone are from Mateo, both attended the best high school in the area, San Mateo High.
Mateo High's colors are Orange and Black, and Orange is a cool color, fosho'.
Mateo High's colors are Orange and Black, and Orange is a cool color, fosho'.
I was in my car cruisin' down 101 North, and I passed by San Mateo on my way to the San Fran Airport.
by San Mateo January 13, 2006

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by football8731 November 24, 2011

Moderate to largely populated city located in the east bay of northern California (aprx. 30 miles away from San Francisco). Crime level is extremely low, which in turn leads the popo to become bored out of their asses. They seriously do nothing but hide their badges in the shadows and wait for teenagers driving by and bust them for driving 5 miles over the legal speed limit. Dirty fuzz.
California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children.
Two raging epidemics that have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia.
Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well.
House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality.
Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live (besides the listed grievences).
California High School is located within the city limits. The only truly awesome teacher is weights teacher Linda. Linda kicks more ass than a toilet with boots. The principal sometimes enjoys coming out at nightime and feeding on the tears of small children.
Two raging epidemics that have plagued the streets, shops, schools, and homes of San Ramon. They are the growing numbers of emo/scene kids and wiggers. Wiggers are white males who are struggling with a mental disorder that leads them to listen to rap, wear clothes too fucking many sizes bigger than needed, buy expensive fubu, and believe they are straight from the streets. Emo/scene kids are typically males that produce the excuse that they are "in touch" with their feelings in attempt to cover up the fact that they are truly a pussy to the limit. They normally wear tight girl pants, which leads us to believe they have no hint of male genitalia.
Most teenagers living in San Ramon complain too much that there is nothing to do and it's "hella" boring. There are actually more than enough ways and things to do that are fun in the big SR. The fast food restaraunt In-N-Out is located off of Crow Canyon as well.
House prices are dramatically increasing as well due to the popularity of "outsiders" moving into San Ramon. There are way too many fucking people in San Ramon now!! There use to be many rolling hills, now all there are is the many suburban communities designed so that all the houses are identical and cramped with no originality.
Otherwise, San Ramon is a pretty awesome place to live (besides the listed grievences).
Oh don't go to San Ramon! I hear that the wiggers will give you dirty looks with their mean-ass gangsta faces if you chuckle at them. :-p
by J-winkz November 11, 2008

San Marino. where the parents think each kid has straight As but actually a fourth of the kids are in SAI. the thots of the schools think saying hu and going to ragers mean that you’re cool. We got Chinese, white,Indian, and Hispanic. mostly Chinese. middle school kids go to the Starbucks each Friday while the 6th graders go to the pharmacy. 7th graders go home. If you don’t live in San Marino, you live in San Gabriel county or ur parents work in the district.
person 1: “ hey I’m meeting up with my boyfriend today. he’s a quarter Indian, Chinese, white, and Hispanic.
person 2: Oh so he’s San Marinoan”
person 2: Oh so he’s San Marinoan”
by asmrkisserfatty October 20, 2019

The act of barebacking a young hooker without a condom after smoking meth and being intoxicated with alcohol.
by Rgy June 30, 2014

San Elizario. original name "El Presidio(fort) de San ELCEARIO.One of the oldest, most historical and colorful towns in NORTH AMERICA. One of the first European visitors was a Spaniard named Avar Nunez Cabeza de Vaca,around 1535.And for those of us who love THANKSGIVING Holidays,there is good evidence that the first one did not commence back East,but at San Elizario on April 30,1598.Juan de Onate and our first known European colonist passedthrough with 83 wagons and 8000 head of livestock.(In those days,this area was part of Mexico south bank of the Rio bravo. On April 31 1535 the friars said a Mass of Thanksgiving, proclaiming La Toma -the taking of Possession, and the first KNOWN Mass ever celebrated in what is now the United States.The first public school in El Paso county opened in 1870 at San Elizario. In San Elizario it's old jail where Billy The KID once broke out. And the old presidio chapel makes one of the oldest citys of the U.S.
San elizario, San elceario, oldest presido south of the border, Billy the Kid town to drink with friends
by Jose (PEPE) Rodriguez December 25, 2007
