bring your own bullets

used when you have crips up your arse and you want backup from your 2nd battalion

"hey guys wanna go barbecue? BYOB (bring your own bullets)" They then showed up fully armed to the teeth with guns and ammunition for the battle of their life.

by nauseousthought October 31, 2023

Mine your own harbour

'Don't mine your own harbour'

Meaning never wank in the bath.

Had a wank in the bath last night.....DUDE WTF? Dont mine your own harbour

by boring_pseudonym November 1, 2013

My dad owns Hypixel

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

by lindhd December 28, 2017

Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

pulling his own weight

when a man had a dick bigger than 1 1/2 feet

that dude is pulling his own weight

by 11182000 December 6, 2016

own a plantation of raisin trees

milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard

I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.

by Reek-the-Prick December 6, 2019