Noplegorph

Saying this word has the power to stop Chuck Norris's round house kick. However, it does not and never will stop his kick for you. For instance, if Chuck himself is in the motion of round housing kicking you, or is about/wants to and you speak of this word or even say it, it won't stop his kick. You may not or cannot say this word for future protection against a kick from him towards you. But, if you say the word it will stop Chuck Norris's kick.

Oh my God! Sebastien is going to round housed by CHUCK NORRIS!!!! NOPLEGORPH!!
Hey you know what guys?
What?
Noplegorph.
What the hell?
If Chuck Norris was doing a round house kick I had just stopped it...

by I am better than Chuck Norris! November 19, 2009

nuclear waist

A very large stomach, not necessarily on an obese person.

If you eat the way you're eating, sooner or later you're gonna get nuclear waist.

by pentozali April 1, 2010

numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl

oh, she has a numpless

by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010

numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl

oh, she has a numpless

by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010

Nuclearly

When something contains nuclear uranium, especially from Japan.

AZN 1: Dude this sushi tasts like $#!+

AZN 2: Yo this cheff must've put nuclearly charged dog in this hand roll!

AZN Sushi Cheff: I speaka' de Engrish very gewd!

by look out your window! March 29, 2011

Nuclear Peach

When a mans huge penis, demolishes a nice soft pussy.

Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"

by Apples12345 June 20, 2011

Nupher

A nuclear pharmacy student who spends waaay too much time doing his/her homework, but is capable of finishing it faster than anyone else.

That guy is such a nupher; it took him 2 hours to finish his homework, but we all know he could have done it in 15 minutes and still have gotten an A.

by C'smakePharmD's August 12, 2012