by PringleHULK April 18, 2020

a human who loves ducks, for some reason, plays geometry dash, makes levels, does youtube videos
anyone who eats a duck will be haunted by this man
beware and make peace with ducks, for your own safety
anyone who eats a duck will be haunted by this man
beware and make peace with ducks, for your own safety
by ColdGD December 17, 2020

by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

by Aaron Baker January 9, 2004

The cold that all gays get during/after Pride. Generally refers to colds spread specifically during a Pride that follows one or more years of Pride being canceled, which causes everyone's immune system to weaken. Gay cold are especially common when the reason Pride was canceled the previous 1+ years was because of a global pandemic that left everyone in lockdown at home, for months on end, without exposure to a statistically significant number of other gays each week to keep the immune system hardy.
"I know I didn't get COVID because I'm vaccinated, so why do I feel like I have a cold?"
"It's the gay cold. Remember, Pride was last weekend?"
"Oh yeah that's right. It's definitely just the gay cold, not COVID. Thanks for reminding me."
"No problem! I gave it to you, the least I can do is let you know what it is."
"It's the gay cold. Remember, Pride was last weekend?"
"Oh yeah that's right. It's definitely just the gay cold, not COVID. Thanks for reminding me."
"No problem! I gave it to you, the least I can do is let you know what it is."
by Lez Be unReal July 9, 2021

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
by Sickomonster July 7, 2021

The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
by Little_Angry_Kitten September 5, 2011
