Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

ask

a meaning that a person wants to ask someone something

I am going to ask you a question

by MR 1965 June 24, 2022

Ask Out Tuesday

Ask out three girls on any social that you talk to.

OPENS SNAP
CLICKS ON DIANAS SNAP and post about Ask Out Tuesday
-Diana will you go out with me-
-sure-

by SNAPCHAT LOVE November 19, 2019

Who asked?

The act of when Jakob annoys Simone by saying "Who?", then "Who asked". Therefore making her unhappy.

Simone: "Oh yeah, Victoria and I went to the mall yesterday, it was so fun!"

Jakob: "Who?"

Simone: "Victoria and I"

Jakob: "No, WHO ASKED?!?!?!"

Simone: "Bruh"

by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022

Who Asked?

A statement used when you are losing an argument or when you're in a bad mood and someone says something you don't give two fucks about. This should not be used in an argument and anyone who uses it is an imbecile. An argument is when two people have a disagreement and attempt to get to an understanding. If you say "Who Asked" you're essentially building a brick wall in front of the other person with no way for them to respond. Is your ego really so small that you can't take losing an argument? What was the point in all of this? Did you really win the argument? Because when you use this statement people know you don't have a good comeback to what the other person said. Overall you did not grow as a person. You did not learn anything new. You did not reach an understanding with the other person. And even then, saying "Who Asked" also technically contradicts yourself because nobody asked for your "Who Asked" so the other person could also say that too.

1: "My mom died."
2: "Who asked?"

by Xx_-Booty_Warrior-_xX February 21, 2023

Who asked

Basically saying that nobody cares about what you just said

Whenever my friend says something out of the blue, I say “Who asked”.

by Nobody just don’t ask November 1, 2022

Ask a boy out day

Come in girls don't be a bich it is so simple just ask a boy out

Ask a boy out day defined of ask a girl out day

by Jkrowlyng November 20, 2020