Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience
Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."
by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009
Get the The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen mug.A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.
"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."
by anonymous September 14, 2023
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NEVERY
• neverything
• neverytime
• Neverywhere
• Neverybody
• Neveryday
• never
• nevermind
• never gonna give you up
• nevermore
After months of being short staffed, we asked (sarcastically) when will the new hires start? Neveruary? It means a time when something is not going to happen.
If someone has been waiting on something and it seems like it isn't going to ever happen, but someone sarcastically comments..."It'll happen in the month of Neveruary."
by Trenda Turk April 18, 2004
Get the Neveruary mug.Someone who refused to accept that Trump won the 2016 election. Followed swiftly by a completely bogus 'Russian Conspiracy' that never existed in the first place.
"All the NeverTrumpers who denied the results of the last election are now telling the American people to forget the results of the 2020 election and come together as a nation. What a bunch of hypocrites".
by Joey Big Facts December 20, 2020
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Get the fuck and never touch again mug.Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back
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Get the Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back mug.When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020
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