Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.

Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox

by Negredo February 6, 2024

them smart n***** on netflix

Synonym of the show, "The Big Bang Theory"

Yo, them smart n***** on netflix is a good ass show

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

Netflix Special

An original Netlfix comedy special that only airs on Netflix or has been added to Netflix.

Have you watched Joeseph James Rogan's "Strange Times" Netflix Special it's great?

by If you see this I’m alive December 9, 2018

Netflix and Will

When some guy does too much coke and talks so much you miss the show and everything else.

Hey do you want to come over and watch a movie?

No thanks, I actually feel like seeing a movie, not Netflix and Will.

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

Netflix Withdrawal

When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.

I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.

by SuperMAGICPony October 20, 2018

Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

Netflix

A website which has the same shit for 10 years. Then, they remove everything and get shit from 10 years before that. And then a new movie releases but they don't publish it for 3 god-damn months and its so late that when you watch it on netflix, it isn't even cool anymore and your friends and peers just laugh at you for being a fricking loser. Then, once its released, they take it off to put some next old movie.

Oh my god, I mean the movie should be on Netflix. Spongebob narrator voice, "1000 years later (I'm dead)."

by Gizmoballs November 12, 2018