oyster neck

When someone's neck doesn't extend past their shoulders.

That boy got an oyster neck

by Biscuit neck 101 May 15, 2016

beaver neck

When a man wraps his balls around his penis neck

No comment about beaver neck (s)

by -Dylan2901 April 20, 2014

phone neck

This is the form of a bad habit, which is caused by the actions of constantly looking down for long periods of time at smart phones (iOS, Android, etc.) that eventually results with neck pain, or feeling as if one's neck is strained from being in an uncomfortable position. Phone neck isn't a common problem now, but with technology constantly advancing, and with new innovative ideas for communicating and entertainment on the rise in most modern societies, this will be a reoccurring problem with most people. This all started with the millennials.

BobbyJo: Damn mad, I was talking to Lisa the other day and she completely ignored me since she was on her damn phone. Then she said her neck has been hurting out of the blue.

JT: She probably got that phone neck.

by jotahu July 20, 2017

Neck Worthy

When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.

Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.

by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017