my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.

-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!

by virtuoso_master February 25, 2017

my mom

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "

guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"

by darwinCx March 21, 2019

my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.

Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.

by Ozone April 21, 2006

my super sweet sixteen

the

worst

show

ever.

OMG i was like totally on My Super Sweet Sixteen and like my party only cost like $500,000 and no party is good unless it costs like at least a million.

by weirdgothchick April 15, 2007

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019

My Buddy

Someone who constantly refers to their friends as "my buddy (insert name here)", even though you may have met that person 100 times.

This person generally has so many cousins and aquaintances that he can't keep track of who knows who - he is only confident that he knows everyone. Or at least knows someone who knows someone who knows everyone.

Harsh: Dude, what's up for this weekend?
Johnny: My buddy Powers is having a Halloween party on Saturday, should be epic.
Harsh: "My Buddy Powers"? Dude, I've met the kid 100 times, you can just say "Powers".
Johnny: Fuck yo couch. That's what my buddy PJ always says.
Harsh: Jesus christ.

by mikepo21 October 31, 2012