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Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.
Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!
by DumDaddy November 4, 2025
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MUSTARD RING

When one pulls his junk out of a woman/man’s butt and there is a mustard like substance around the shaft
LEON STUCK HIS JUNK IN LAURENS BUMSKY AND IMMEDIATELY SMELLED A RIPE SMELL. UPON PULLING HIS JUNK OUT OF LAUREN’S BUMSKY HE NOTICED HE’D BEEN MUSTARD RINGED
by Matt musclcraig December 16, 2025
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duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob
Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.
by Jake Joy December 25, 2007
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happy mustard

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008
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Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce
by mavt10 June 9, 2011
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horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).
Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.
by Rockchurch July 30, 2012
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spicy mustard

by Adage April 3, 2015
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