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mustacheer

a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.
Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.

I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
by evyatron March 21, 2011
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Mustache flask

A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.

Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.

Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water

And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???

Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!

Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!

Andrew: : /
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Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.
by Turdikin August 15, 2012
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Mustache Tone

A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."

or

"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012
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mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
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mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.
Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.
by tazzarama December 15, 2014
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Mustard Dipping

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.
John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride
by Big L.O December 25, 2016
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