Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.

F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004

Murphy

The best fucking girl you will ever meet! She gets along with many people. Most sweetest girl. Honest girl.

Did you see that girl Murphy? She's so sweet!

by gennå May 31, 2018

Brittany Murphy

a woman who who looks like she smells like a smelly old lady eating prune

by concern citizen August 22, 2003

Murph weapon

cheap as vatos use these

vato 13

by Vato 13 M&M May 12, 2003

murph

To bang an incredibly nasty girl. And by nasty, we're talking blue whale size.

Yo did you see that swamp donkey? I know some guy that fucking murfed her!

by je April 1, 2004

dook a murph

to stub your toe

Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.

by Dee Richardson March 28, 2004

Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.

Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004