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Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004
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Murphy

The best fucking girl you will ever meet! She gets along with many people. Most sweetest girl. Honest girl.
Did you see that girl Murphy? She's so sweet!
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Brittany Murphy

a woman who who looks like she smells like a smelly old lady eating prune
by concern citizen August 22, 2003
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Murph weapon

cheap as vatos use these
vato 13
by Vato 13 M&M May 12, 2003
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murph

To bang an incredibly nasty girl. And by nasty, we're talking blue whale size.
Yo did you see that swamp donkey? I know some guy that fucking murfed her!
by je April 1, 2004
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dook a murph

to stub your toe
Ouchiekaboobles!!! I just dooked a murph! Eader you shouldn't have been standing there.
by Dee Richardson March 28, 2004
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Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.
Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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