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motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)
you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect
by r1thm September 4, 2020
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Motorlock

Motorlock is the unpredictable science of utilizing motors in a game called Plane Crazy (a game where you place different blocks to make a working creaiton) to move blocks half a block or more towards the base of the motor block.
Did you see how when I motorlocked these wedges it created this weird cone shape?

The motorlock here is staggered to allow this block to come from here and go all the way over there.
by Crazed_Pilot November 20, 2020
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Motorjam

A term often used as a insult in the red ball speed run community. Motor jam is a player known for choking good time runs.
"Seriously dude, if you didn't pull a motorjam there you could have got a personal best"
by Taco Pinky March 7, 2021
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Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
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Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.
Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!
by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011
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brazilian motorcycle shoes

flip-flops, sandals... thongs.

Refers to the stereotype of little safety in Brazil surrounding motorcycle riding.
Guy, who likes your flip-flops: nice brazilian motorcycle shoes.
You, wearing flip-flops: thx.
by Dmeme3godL November 12, 2017
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Afghan motorboat

This occurs only on Thursdays in the "Muslim religion" when one male motorboats the bloody butt cheeks of another man after anal and gets a red beard
Afghan motorboat- you so ginger your beard looks like an Afghani motorboat
by BiGBl00d December 20, 2021
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