Seven Minutes in Heaven

A game, often played by teenagers, in which two people, usually chosen at random, go into a closet or other private space and engage in sexual acts, ranging from making outto sex, for seven minutes. Occasionally, the length is extended to eleven minutes.

Jane: Why are you late to school today?

Mischa: I was so hungover and my mother was pissed because the cops broke up the party and brought me home at 2 AM. I'm grounded for 2 weeks!

Jane: That sucks.

Mischa: I know...and we just started Seven Minutes in Heaven!

Jane: Who were you paired with?

Mischa: Tanya.

Jane: Wow...hot.

by Jumping the Gun November 25, 2007

crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

Monsterbating

When you jerk off so hard that its scary but it feels so good that you wanna squirt EVERYWHERE!

To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.

Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!

Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.

by Kajur April 2, 2013

monster trucking

ear dick

monster trucking is to put the dick in the ear

by hdjsoaksjshdjsk April 24, 2019

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003

weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.

Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.

by norawebster December 19, 2008