Pie Monster

Someone or something that enjoys the sweet sensation that is pie.

'The pie monster was rampaging through the village, and depriving them of pie'

by Spotteh January 17, 2010

The Monster Truck

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010

Troll Monster

Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.

Cracked out slut.

Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.

Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?

Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!

by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 28, 2010

trilla monster

This term refers to the ultimate gangster--someone with massive swagger and who is always fly.

Damn, did you see that guy walk in the club? He was a trilla monster--he was makin' it rain and his swag is on full attack.

That nigga come correct 24/7. He a trilla monster for sure

by gangster8tor January 10, 2011

Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.

"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"

by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Spaghetti Monster

A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic

“Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster”

by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020