Monday Porn

A Pornographic video that is used to get over a bad case of the mondays.

Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?
Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!

by Eth The Chief February 23, 2009

Facebook Mondays

Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."

Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!

What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!

by Anthubc2010- Facebook Mondays October 15, 2010

Pop a tit Monday

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages

“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday “

by Yeskizzi March 21, 2022

hot fudge monday

the act of shitting on a womans chest, then proceeding to get off on it. then punching her so hard in the face that her nsoe bleeds. Resembles a hot fudge SUNDAY but normally done on mondays

That girl last night was a freak. she wanted a hot fudge monday so bads she could taste it

by JoshKirstinBen November 30, 2006

Monday

A derogatory name for a black person.

links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.

Craig, "Man, I hate Mondays"

Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"

"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"

"This city is infested with Mondays"

Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"

by theultimatelinguist October 8, 2012

modal

Great lentils!

by Anonymous December 31, 2002

moddy bastard

somebody who modifies things for there advantage generally games and electronic devices also playing in a way that make them have an advantage over other players bye being an electronic arsehole

for fuck sake that prick has killed me 5 times in a row he must be a moddy bastard

by woggery October 4, 2011