waterproof matches

Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.

Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

gabe mitchell-peterson

Sexy little short person who gets all the chicks and is unique. If you know this person your in good hands cause he’s a great gentlemen and is a great man to date.

Gabe Mitchell-Peterson is the shortest sexy kid I know lokey.

by ¥33+ April 23, 2019

jocab mitchell

who is jocab mitchell well he is a real jew he is worshipped by all the jews he even looks like a jew

he watches zootopia porn too

jocab mitchell is a jew

by michae boullard is not a jew April 24, 2019

Buddy Mitchell

My ugly rat dog that looks like a crackhead

Buddy Mitchell quit hummpimg bill

by Aabbbwww May 9, 2019

phillip mitchel

Xbox account with top banter and top pack luck known to be a banter boy up there with the best.

Phillip Mitchel packed a tots nland mocked stjo all night long till he cried.

by McBanterBoy May 20, 2019

ariana mitchell

Fucking ugly ass eat-faced hobo. USUALLY a 2/10 sometimes a 4/10

Wow look at that girl she’s probably a Ariana Mitchell

by I’m_Still_Gonna_Send_It October 6, 2019

Mr.Mitchell

A nerdy Tech-Ed teacher that sounds hella gay. He likes touching little boys and girls and he smells like shit. He walks like he always has shit dripping out his ass. He also jacks off to little boys and girls in the middle of class.

Timmy: Did you here about what Mr.Mitchell did today
Billy: Yes! He got caught thwacking his shlong.

by Mr.Mitchell Like Boys October 25, 2019