one whom tries to teach but lacks the self-knowledge so she prints shit off the internet and gives a test and fails everyone because she knows she a lesbian who would prolly be less bitchy if she had a dick like the incredible hulk to stick in every one of her farm animals
person 1- " what did you make on miss sprague's test?
person 2- " a fuckin 40 even though every answer was right"
Person 3 " miss sprague can't teach, she needs to go ride one of her magical unicorns and eat some fruity pebbles"
person 2- " a fuckin 40 even though every answer was right"
Person 3 " miss sprague can't teach, she needs to go ride one of her magical unicorns and eat some fruity pebbles"
by student at a school December 22, 2008
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“Miss Americana herself, three times winner of the Grammy award for Album Of The Year with her records ‘Fearless’ ‘1989’ and ‘folklore’”
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Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
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Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.
Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
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(to) miss the forest for the trees
(to) miss the forest for the trees
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