Milkshake

Saving your jizz in a blender until full, tell tell your victim you made milkshakes and wank off whilst watching them chug that shit down like there’s no tomorrow through the key whole to there bedroom

“Hey ma you want a milkshake I made some?” (2 mins later) *fapp *clap *fapp *fapp “oh yeaaaaaa so hot”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

hersheys milkshake

chocolate spunk gargle...not too creamy...not too chocolatey....not too spunky...just right

You’re hersheys milkshake is not too creamy or chocolatey. It’s not even too spunky, it’s just right

by Big gav 123 December 10, 2019

Oreo Milkshake

When a man jizzes then shits in their significant other's mouth for them to swallow.

I gave Linda a good Oreo Milkshake last night.

by hfjdjdenememdmdm April 8, 2022

Tacoma Milkshake

An ass-kicking so severe that the likely outcome is death

"If you don't stop fucking with me, I'm gonna give you a tacoma milkshake"

by Mumford and Sanford and Sons August 21, 2023

milkshake flavored tupence

it gives you a milky tash

pulf you have a milky tash

by bekki October 3, 2004

twisted milkshake

The act of cumming in someones canalis analis before unloading a fat ass fart

I gave this bitch a twisted milkshake

by mafakka123 April 5, 2022

pasadena milkshake

The nasal version of a rainbow kiss. I.e. snorting through a straw.

Dude, the girl tried to rainbow kiss me so I gave her a pasadena milkshake instead

by Pasadena Milkshake June 17, 2016