midget picket

When a long hardy rod is inserted into the anus of a little person. The little person has something written on their body resembling a picket sign.

Last night Joey and I made a midget picket.

by Midget Long Dong Mc shlong March 18, 2017

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Fat midget

Flex

Flex is a fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022

mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022

midgetism

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism”
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”

by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one

Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019