midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Punch

Adj. Used to describe an abnormal amount of something. An Amount that is indescribably on the small side but not comparable to anything else.

This oil tastes like hot dog water with a midget punch of mint. Still fucks me up though!

by Twinkie94 October 21, 2018

International midget day

On the 3rd day of April we all appriciate our friends “short comings” wish a midget happy midget day on April 3 rd

Happy international midget day shorty.

by Midget hater. April 2, 2023

Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".

"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist

by thefatty_Blow January 25, 2025

Midget

When you have a defficiency in your knees

Yoooo look at this guy DEVEN he is a midget

by Shianshwishbss November 2, 2022

Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5

Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k

by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023

Midget

The act of being really short

Dang Novo is now the midget of our group he’s rly short

by Novosabitch July 12, 2022