"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."
by Middle Children Of History May 11, 2007
Get the middle children of history mug.The prestigious honors dorm of the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities. Middlebrook is basically a collection of frail, pale, sheltered midwest white kids, who, for some inexplicable reason, the University decided to place within a five minute walk of the Riverside projects. Muggings and other assorted petty crimes occur roughly once a week in the Middlebrook area, mostly due to the fact that half of all Middlebrook residents couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag.
The seventh floor of Middlebrook Hall seems to be home to the highest concentration of the aforementioned pale, frail, Midwestern white kids. It's a strange and fickle place, where up is down and awkward is normal.
The seventh floor of Middlebrook Hall seems to be home to the highest concentration of the aforementioned pale, frail, Midwestern white kids. It's a strange and fickle place, where up is down and awkward is normal.
Halloween was confusing. It was entirely unclear whether a given MIddlebrook resident was wearing a costume or if that was just their normal attire.
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by Danswer88 December 21, 2008
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Person 1: "So what do you want your kids to be when they grow up?"
Person 2: "Don't care, as long as they don't end up Middle Name Famous."
Person 2: "Don't care, as long as they don't end up Middle Name Famous."
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Get the middle school mug.The zone between friendzoning and relationship zoning. When someone doesn't really like you but could see where it goes and there is the possibility of liking you. They could maybe like you.
Joe: She's kinda cute but I'm not sure if I like her.
Matt: Just middle zone her bro!!!
Joe: What does that mean?
Matt: Just flirt with her sometimes and see how she reacts when you flirt with her and when you don't!
Joe: So like friendzoning?
Matt: It's like friendzoning and relationship zoning!
Middle Zoning: In the middle of friendzoning and relationship zoning.
Matt: Just middle zone her bro!!!
Joe: What does that mean?
Matt: Just flirt with her sometimes and see how she reacts when you flirt with her and when you don't!
Joe: So like friendzoning?
Matt: It's like friendzoning and relationship zoning!
Middle Zoning: In the middle of friendzoning and relationship zoning.
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